Hey Bro, You Seem Pretty Chill, Ever Thought About Joining Emerson Greek Life?

By: just one of the bros

Hey bro, you seem pretty chill, ever thought about joining Emerson Greek life? I haven’t seen you before; you’re a freshman, right? Perfect. Basically, if you’re curious about what we do, it’s just a bunch of bros who like to hang out together and crush beers with each other. Yeah, we have a house. It’s a real sick place in Allston, and we throw bangers there pretty much every weekend. And come closer for a second… I think you can guess which parties the hottest girls at the school go to rage at and which guys the hottest girls wanna get with. No, good question, it’s not all just drinking and partying. We have to do some like philanthropy crap too in order to stay recognized by the school. It’s real rare though so nothing to worry about. Do we haze? Nah, I mean, I’ll be honest, you have to earn your way into the brotherhood, but it’s real lowkey. Basically you just wear a suit. Nothing to worry about. So what do you think? What do you mean you’re not interested?! Here, how about this, just put your e-mail down, and we’ll keep you updated with rush info and you can take your time to make a decision. But should it really be that hard of a decision to choose to be one of the most respected people at this school? Thanks, bro. We’ll be in touch. Peace. Hey bro, you seem pretty chill, ever thought about joining Emerson Greek life?

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