By: Charlie Greenwald
After an otherwise fine practice on the Emerson College campus, the 2014 NBA Champion San Antonio Spurs were reportedly devastated when nobody recognized them on their way out to the team bus.
“Not one autograph request, not one picture request,” said Spurs star Kawhi Leonard. “This is strange, and I’m not sure how to feel.”
The Spurs organization said that on their way out, several people glanced over at the players and noticed how tall they were, but not a soul stopped them for anything.
“They do know we’re an NBA team, not a college team, right?” said Spurs big man Tiago Splitter. “What’s going on here?”
At press time, the Boston University student body was reportedly furious and incredibly jealous.