Freshman Somehow Confuses Org Fair With Orgy In The MPR

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Excitingly racing down the stairs leading to a packed Bobbi Brown and Steven Plofker Gymnasium, freshman WLP major Greg Thompson became yet another orientee to moronically confuse the Org Fair with the annual Emerson College Orgy.

“Hi, I’m here for the org—“ Smith explained, right before he was interrupted by a big welcome bag featuring coupons and freebies from local retailers.

The freshman then stumbled upon EIV, the first table adjacent to the entrance.

“So when does this actually start?” questioned Thompson.

At press time, the freshman was seen reluctantly submitting his name and email address on a Google form to a club he had no intent of being involved in.

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