Senior Posts Schedule, Bitches About eCommon For “One Last Time”

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By: Malcolm Kelner

In a moment of beautiful nostalgia, an Emerson senior has posted his spring schedule and bitched about eCommon for “one last time.”

Sources say marketing major Cody O’Rourke posted the long rectangular screenshot from eCommon to Facebook at 7:24 this morning, accompanied by a sappy and witty caption, in which, naturally, he made sure to bitch about eCommon.

“One last time… here’s my schedule for the spring, so hard to believe.” O’Rourke wrote. “And would it really be registration if eCommon didn’t stall for a freaking half hour? At least I got all the classes I wanted though.”

Sources added that every one of O’Rourke’s 892 Facebook friends were relieved he received all his desired classes, and were disappointed it was the last time they’d have the privilege of seeing his bi-annual posts.

At press time, O’Rourke’s film major friend had commented on the picture, “What?! We have no classes together?!?!”

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