9 Questions Every Emerson Student Is Tired Of Being Asked

1. I Made You a Bracelet That Says Emerson… Will You Eat It?

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2. When You Ride the Green Line Train is it True You Have to Sit on Conductor’s Lap?

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3. Was it You Who Stole All Those Mini Pencils From the Iwasaki Library Reference Desk? I Was Reading About it Online.

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4. Are You Tired of Having to Wear a Fancy Hat Every Time You Go to the Dining Hall?

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5. Do You Know Roberta? She Graduated From Emerson a Few Years Back and She Owes Me Money.

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6. How About Those Sports, Huh?

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7. Can You Sneak Me Into the LB Lobby So I Can Gaze At That Photo of Vin Di Bona For Several Hours of Uninterrupted Viewing Pleasure?

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8. Is it Hard For You To See Me Right Now Through All Those Scarves You’re Wearing?

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9. How Many Times in a Row Can You Quickly Yell Emerson Before it Just Sounds Like You’re Chanting “Mamma-Say-Mama-Sah-Ma-Ma-Coo-Sa” From Michael Jackson’s Classic 1982 Pop Hit “Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’”?

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