Emerson Reacts to Hoverboard Ban


Days before the start of the Spring 2016 semester, Emerson issued a statement this morning informing students of the campus-wide ban on hoverboards. School authorities came to the decision in response to the potential danger that the boards pose to riders and others nearby.

Let’s see what Emerson thinks…


“The war on Christmas has gone too far.”

-Robert Jacobson, SGA Public Relations Assistant



Gorgeous female student in the library

“I don’t know if I can continue pursuing a degree at an institution that violates my constitutional right to kill myself on an overpriced self-balancing two-wheeled board.”

-Ashley Hanson, Political Communication ’18


2013 Bethune recipient_Vaughn

“C’mon! I JUST put new snow tires on mine!”

-William Payne, Grad Student













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