Emerson Reacts to Hoverboard Ban

 

Days before the start of the Spring 2016 semester, Emerson issued a statement this morning informing students of the campus-wide ban on hoverboards. School authorities came to the decision in response to the potential danger that the boards pose to riders and others nearby.

Let’s see what Emerson thinks…

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“The war on Christmas has gone too far.”

-Robert Jacobson, SGA Public Relations Assistant

 

 


Gorgeous female student in the library

“I don’t know if I can continue pursuing a degree at an institution that violates my constitutional right to kill myself on an overpriced self-balancing two-wheeled board.”

-Ashley Hanson, Political Communication ’18

 


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“C’mon! I JUST put new snow tires on mine!”

-William Payne, Grad Student

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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