Reeling From Tuesday’s Monday Schedule, Professor Not Sure What Fucking Day It Is

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By Charlie Greenwald

Clearly thrown off by the scheduling liberties Emerson has taken this week, VMA professor Glenn Rosvaly admitted he was not sure what day it was, as he began to fall asleep before his 12:00 class.

“The whole scheduling change really confused me,” Rosvaly said, groggy-eyed and dazed. “I also work at Northeastern and this whole schedule day swap has me in a bit of a funk – I thought today was Tuesday.”

To make up for the Presidents’ Day holiday, Emerson made all Monday classes meet on Tuesday as a make up. Wednesday classes resumed today.

“I can’t remember if I play racquetball with friends today, or if that’s tomorrow… I’m not sure,” Rosvaly said, to apparently no one.

At press time, Rosvaly was scrambling for papers and heading over to Northeastern, where Tuesday classes were meeting to make up for the Monday schedule they had in effect yesterday.

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