Emerson’s Wannabe Comedians Getting Ready To Abuse The Shit Out Of New Facebook Reaction Buttons

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By: Malcolm Kelner

Emerson’s wannabe comedians and students who think they’re just much funnier than they actually are are reportedly all getting ready to abuse the fucking shit out of the new expansions to Facebook’s “like” button.

Following months of testing the update in other countries, Facebook rolled out the new reactions worldwide this morning, which allows users to react to their friends’ posts with a “love,” “haha,” “wow,” “sad,” and “angry,” in addition to the longtime “like.”

Now, all eyes are on Emerson’s “funniest” as they begin to assault their friends’ newsfeeds with tailored statuses and trolling of photos.

“I’m not sure I LIKE this new Facebook update, but it definitely made me say WOW,” one clever student wrote.

“Click the ‘haha’ on this status if you think Donald Trump would make a great president,” said another.

“She’s gonna be so pissed when she sees this,” said yet another comedic virtuoso to Lion’s Tooth reporters as he clicked the “sad” button on his friend’s profile picture from 2009.

At press time, all of the aforementioned students were hitting the “angry” button for this article.

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