HOLY SHIT!!! IT’S LEE PELTON!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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HOLY SHIT!! IT’S LEE PELTON! OH MY GAHHHHHHD!!!! HE’S SO AMAZING AND SO PERFECT!!! PRESIDENTS OF MOST COLLEGES ARE SO BORING AND PLAIN VANILLA BUT OUR PRESIDENT IS LEE PELTON AND HE’S ANYTHING BUT BORING BECAUSE HE’S SO HIP AND SO COOL AND IS SO RELATABLE AND NOT TO MENTION COOL!! AHHHHH!!!!! LOOK AT HIM WITH THAT PENSIVE LOOK SITTING ON THE GLOBE AS IF IT’S JUST A CHAIR! WHAT OTHER PRESIDENT WOULD DO THAT!! NOT ONLY IS HE THE COOLEST BUT HE CARES ABOUT IMPORTANT ISSUES LIKE CLIMATE CHANGE AND THE ENVIRONMENT AND SO DO I AND OUR BELIEF SYSTEMS LINE UP PERFECTLY AND IT PROVES THAT HE IS TOTALLY THE BEST PRESIDENT EVER!!! I’M GONNA GO TO THE GREEN GALA FOR THE SOLE SAKE OF TRYING TO GET A SELFIE WITH HIM AND THEN I’M GONNA POST IT ON FACEBOOK AND TWITTER AND INSTAGRAM AND SNAPCHAT AND TUMBLR!!

HOW DOES HE ONLY MAKE 900 GRAND?!?! FUCK IT, LET’S BUMP IT UP TO OVER A MIL BECAUSE HE DESERVES IT AND HE’S THE BEST!!!!!!! LEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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