Jewish Emersonian Relieved Yom Kippur Forbids Him From Eating DH Food

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Mark Freudenberg ’19 reportedly could not be happier that the celebration of the Holy Day of Yom Kippur disallowed him from swiping into the DH until sundown.

The second year student, who has not attended a religious based event since his Bar Mitzvah in 2009, vowed to uphold cultural tradition.

“Hell to the yes!” Rejoiced Freudenberg. “No DH for me!”

At press the 19-year old was seen pumping his fist after reading an email from the school that excused him from class.

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