Trump Seems To Have Forgotten About Ol’ Emerson College After Hitting The Big Time


Tonight every television network in America is focusing on Donald Trump. Lately it’s like the only thing on his mind nowadays is this election.

It seems like just months ago, The Donald was just another guy who appreciated Emerson College. Now? It’s like he won’t even mention us.

What happened to the Trump that we used to know? The one who used to shower us with compliments? I guess he’s too good for us now.

“It’s like we no longer exist to him,” echoed the entire Emerson College community.

At press time, the entire student body looked at their television and said: “Wow. You’ve changed.”

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