ECPS: 26% Of Students Still Blissfully Asleep

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A new poll for Emerson College Polling Society estimates that just over 26 percent of Emerson College students are in a deep slumber and currently unaware that Donald Trump will be the country’s 45th president.

“We’ve found that blissful ignorance of the election results has held strong in a few regions such as Piano Row and Paramount,” said polling member Jacklyn Maredez. “If this holds up, we could have nearly a quarter of our student body totally unaware of the results even at 10:30am.”

At press time, the 7th floor of Little Building, a key swing floor, had awakened due to a fire alarm and in turn totally and tragically informed on this morning’s results.

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