Emerson Students Walk In On Little Building Totally Naked


In a truly embarrassing moment for all, several hundred Emerson students returned to campus from Thanksgiving break to the site of Little Building totally disrobed.

“Oh my god! Where is your scaffolding?!” shouted all 748 students currently living in the 12-story residence hall.

Robin Jacobson ’19 was shocked and stunned at the site of LB standing out in the open without any covering whatsoever.

“Oh my god. I saw everything,” said the second year VMA major.

The Little Building did not respond to Lion’s Tooth reporters about the incident aside from a brief apology, explaining it was not expecting anybody to be home until Monday morning.

At press time, a group of students were seen giggling on Tremont street, remarking that they now know why it’s called the “Little” Building.

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