Student Avoiding Guy With Clipboard Like The Fucking Plague

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On Monday morning, Lindsay Gaffney ’18 bumped into some guy with a clipboard on Boylston Street and proceeded to ignore the shit out of that guy.

“God dammit, I forgot my headphones. That usually works. This sucks,” said the Junior WLP major as she turned her head completely to the side, as if something in the Boston Common suddenly required her attention. “Maybe if I just neglect his whole fucking existence he’ll– shit, he just said ‘Hi’ to me.” Added Gaffney.

The man on the street who was seeking signatures or money or just an ounce of friggin’ interest in his cause was not thrown off by her refusal to even give this mother fucker the time of day.

“Must. Not. Make. Eye. Contact.”

At press time, the 20 year old was cutting through Little Building entrance of Dunkin Donuts in order to avoid any interaction with a homeless person.

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