Loser Not Graduating Early


Tomas Saechao ’17 is not done with college yet. He has another semester.

The super-nerd reportedly will not even being going to Los Angeles to finish what has become an eternity that he calls a college education. He’s staying in lame old Boston.

When asked to comment on his remaining college career- in which almost all his senior peers wrapped up last week, the 21-year old said “Yup. I got 3 more classes to take. Plus I’m doing an internship.”

By the time this dweeb receives his degree in Communication Studies the year will be 2017. Even more mind-blowing: he will have been enrolled in college for four years. Yes, that’s eight whole semesters.

Wow. What a weenie

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