WOW: “Experimental Film” Major Has Never Watched Anything, Ever.

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If there’s one thing the Emerson community can agree, it’s the fact that many of VMA majors at the school have a somewhat inflated sense of self-importance and uniqueness. Whether it be fan community crazed TV writing majors or “aesthetic” obsessed cinematography students, Emerson is no stranger to these mad-dog future media makers.

That being said, a new student has emerged on the scene that truly takes the cake for his peak of maximum coolness and originality.

In a recent interview with Lion’s Tooth, Experimental Film Production major Dave Grainger ’19 went on record to state that he in fact has, “never seen any seen any movie, tv show, or video clip ever.”


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