Five Minutes Into New Lion’s Tooth Management People Already Think ‘Old Stuff Was Better’


Just mere minutes after the new Lion’s Tooth team took over the famous news outlet, a rising senior VMA major Chris Hayes was heard saying “I just think their old stuff was better, it has more experience, I hear they have some still-green-sophomores writing for the publication. They barely have the true Emerson experience. They probably only had food poisoning like, twice, from the DH. How will they capture the essence of my personal journey here at Emerson?” He was then reportedly attacked for unironically using the phrase “journey here at Emerson.” When asked for a comment the new writers said “uh, social media is huge?” More complaints on the attack and on new complaints about the new writing as the stories unfold.

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