Abandoned Einstein’s Bagels™ Wastes No Time Becoming Haunted

Security footage capturing the enigma

Just hours after the closing of its Boylston Street location, Einstein’s Bagels™ became the newest host to numerous demonic creatures in its now vacant restaurant.

One ghost was happy at home before a layer of dust could even appear on the now-dormant bagel and coffee shop’s counters.

“Yeah this place is pretty nice! It’s got it all. Totally spacious,” said the spirit of a 8-year old girl who was murdered at the corner of Boylston and Tremont in 1645. “I could really see myself materializing here for the rest of eternity, much like the students who once waited in line here for equally as long.”

Other evil spirits were hoping to one day be the feature of an Emerson student’s VM120 project.

At press time, two horny teenagers were hooking up behind the now-vacant counter.

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