A clerical error in the registrar’s office has led to one graduating Emerson student receiving a degree in Conservative Arts.
“What the hell?” exclaimed Jordan Thompson ’17. “I CLEARLY met all the degree requirements for a degree in LIBERAL arts and a minor in JOURNALISM.”
The crowd on hand at Agganis Arena was visibly disappointed that the 22-year old who had worked so hard to attain the B.A. was jipped. The only exception was the Republican father of Zoe Martin ’17.
“On the bright side, Fox News just called and wants to interview me for Bill O’Reilly’s old job,” said an optimistic Thompson.
At press time, Maggie Reynolds ’17 was being handed a ‘Liberal Farts’ degree.