Now you’re mad at the company because you think that they never got back to you.
And the company is mad at you. Turns out the internship was so big that the company had significant connections in the industry and are now blacklisting your name because of how unprofessional it was of you to not get back to such a prestigious institution after they offered you a job.
You graduate later that semester and now can’t seem to get a job anywhere and you don’t know why.
Your sense of self worth slowly diminishes – you were a good student and had a great resume – and now you think that there is something seriously wrong with your personality because at this point, you should have a job.
You think that you need to seriously work on yourself, so you sign up for a 6 month long outward bound silent retreat program in Costa Rica.
You are making great strides and growing as a person until a rainstorm hits the island. Your group leaders thought the storm would pass, but it ended up being a major hurricane devastating vast areas of Costa Rica, specifically the area you were in.
Your body was never found, and you died on the silent retreat. You tried taking shelter under a tree but another tree fell down on top of you. The waves consumed your body. Your body was then eaten by an Orca, which is very uncommon for whales to do.
The soundtrack to the HBO series Curb Your Enthusiasm starts playing as the Orca goes to town on your corpse.
Lee Pelton sends out a mass email to the Emerson community about your horrific passing, but no one ever finds out you died, because his email was sent through [Post Master].
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